I was lamenting to a friend that my daughter and I had a very tough day of homeschooling this week. You can lead a kid to homework, but you can’t make them write a two-point expository paragraph. Anyway, she raved about a book called, How to Have a New Kid by Friday. So I’m thinking that I’ll read it, then write one called, How to Have a New Kid by THURSDAY. Who would buy his when they could save a whole DAY?
I’ll start writing my query now.
I will write one about how to have a new kid by Wednesday.
Didn’t I send you a book about children and homework? It didn’t work for me but I had high hopes for you.
Pales in comparison to my book: “How to have six new kids in 1812”